I have played Nintendo games for 30+ years and I love them. They have been a big part of my life in many ways and I had always thought Nintendo was a company that was thoughtful about its audience and its customers.
However, my recent experiences have led me to conclude that they do not, in fact, give a flying tanooki suit about us and that the Nintendo Account Shop, in particular, is set up simply to squeeze every drop of money it can out of gamers.
We have multiple Nintendo consoles in our household, as well as using Nintendo’s mobile games, and have spent many thousands of hours playing these, as a family and individually. We also own other consoles – a PS4 and a PS5 – and use those as well – but despite this, according to my sums, we have collectively spent £350 in the past couple of years with Nintendo, exclusively on games and online services. No small sum – or, at least, not to us.
By the time you add the cost of the consoles themselves, physical games and other accessories like controllers we have spent a small fortune with Nintendo over the years.
You might think Nintendo would have an interest in keeping customers like us. Apparently not, though.
The remix of Digital Sex is available for download and streaming from today on all major platforms, and for free / pay-what-you-like on Bandcamp. Please do feel free to put in £0 as we just want the music to be out there, not make money 😊
Check out links to this and other exciting Unusual stuff by visiting http://www.IFeelUnusual.com, including a sneak preview of the photo book that will be out with the remastered album on June 12th.
Ok so this may be very much TMI for many people so by all means look away now if you have no interest in PenisTalk™️.
However, this is genuinely stuff I think would have really helped me to know when I was younger, and I think men’s reluctance / inability to talk about things like this inhibits us from dealing with many of the issues that affect us (and others).
This is one of a few things I’m trying on a personal level to have a go at changing that a teeny tiny bit.
I’ve been reflecting a lot lately on what I might be able to add to the discussion on male privilege and toxic masculinity.
I think there are a lot of things we go through as boys and young men that no one really unpicks or even talks about and, from where I sit, they look an awful lot like part of the problem. Here’s a couple of fairly random thoughts on that topic.
[Photo: me circa age 13]
I’ve never been what I would call a “stereotypical guy”, a “man’s man”. I’ve always recoiled from displays of machismo, “locker room” talk, boasting over sexual “conquests” and the like, and have never felt comfortable engaging in that stuff.
Tutorial showing how I made a custom guitar with a rubber bridge, like the one used on Taylor Swift’s “folklore” – “Invisible String” and others. Budget DIY for under £120.
This year it will be the 25 year anniversary of a month-long inter rail trip I saved up for and took around Europe with another male friend.
We were 19, had no fixed plan and travelled freely around, making our plans day by day, staying in random little backstreet hostels and hanging out with strangers we met.
We went to random parties in abandoned warehouses, slept on seats in trains and benches in train stations.
Sometimes we went off individually and there were nights when I wandered strange streets on my own, thousands of miles from home, with literally no one knowing where I was.
It was a spectacular feeling of freedom and, honestly, there were only a handful of times when I felt worried or unsafe.
Now yes, I was young and had plenty of hubris and was maybe more overconfident than I should have been. But it only occurred to me *this year* what an extraordinary privilege that was, and – more specifically- how much of that freedom was granted by virtue of my gender.
A recent study confirmed what others have shown before – that the overwhelming majority of young women (97%) have experienced sexual harassment or worse. And even that tiny percentage who have avoided it first hand will very likely have a close friend or family member who hasn’t been so lucky.
And so the harsh reality is that, by that same age of 19, there is a vanishingly small number of women who have not been affected, one way or another.
A woman simply does not get to breeze down the street in a fit of care-free exuberance like I did. Not because of anything she has any control over, but because of how our society and specifically the men in our society treat her.
This seems so obvious to me now that I’ve seen it, but the fact is it took me a very long time to recognise there was anything different about my experience compared to that of a woman in the exact same circumstances.
To my shame, this is despite having heard about the terrifying attempted rape of someone close to me on a similar type of trip.
I don’t think I am especially lacking in self-awareness (perhaps others would disagree) but the privilege I had and have was so invisible to me that it has taken a quarter of a century to even notice it was there.
Of course that doesn’t mean my life has been easy – I’ve had my own share of difficulties. But there are things that are baked into men’s expectations of the world so early and so deep in our subconscious that it takes – or at least it took me – a lot of time and thought to see.
So, men: if you would worry about – say – your young daughter in a situation like that, then you *know* this is out there. Please, take some time to re-evaluate some of the things you do without thinking through the lens of a woman, and think about how different it might feel to have to live that every single day.
My wife and I have spent 200+ hours playing Assassins Creed Odyssey over the past few weeks and it is no understatement to say it is an epic game – truly worthy of its title. Still haven’t finished the main story line yet either!
It’s an open world RPG set in Ancient Greece and you can literally roam the entirety of the Greek world, follow plots with political intrigue, fight mythic creatures, ride epic swells in sea battles and even pontificate with legendary philosophers.
One brilliant feature is its Story Creator Mode where you can define your own quests, characters, dialogues and challenges and play them in game, as well as share them with other players. With the whole of the Greek world to play with this gives massive scope for community created content.
So we dipped our oar in (so to speak) and created this funny / silly little quest based around Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, specifically their visit to Athens to collect “So-Crates”.
If you have the game you can add it to your in-game story log here:
Chris Albery-Jones 